Derelict Sunday, Carnage

Last night we had a Muppet in our street who caused a lot of mayhem and Carnage. This young and STUPID man was Drunk Driving and maybe some other stuff. He drove no more than 100m from a party he was at and his moron mates let him drive, he hit the back of a Subaru Station Wagon and totaled it, drove down the drivers side and then between a fence and tree that was narrower that the 4wd he was driving, hit the side of our neighbours camper van did a hard right hand turn, hit this car on the opposite side of the road and spun it around 90 deg with the back of the car on the footpath and then continued to try and drive away in an undriveable vehicle all that happened at 9:30pm last night. He was feeling very sorry for himself when we got him out from behind the wheel and was more worried about what his father would do rather than what he had done. The Police dealt with the driver quite swiftly. If there had been anyone on the footpath he would have killed them. Our neighbours will be penalised with their insurance and the loss of being able to use their vehicles for a while,  the Drunk Driver will get a fine a slap on the back of the hand with a wet bus ticket and loss of licence for about 6 months.