Teddy went to have a practise with a piper today. It took him an hour and three quarters. They weren't there. Slightly grumpy Teddy.
Never mind, he found where they were staying and interrupted their tea. Slightly happier Teddy.
Turns out they don't know what they're doing yet. Oh well, Teddy's not too worried. A bit of transposition into a few keys and that should sort out whatever key the piper drifts into.
Teddy wonders if the piper will notice "Postman Pat" I'm the background.
In fact , Teddy wonders if anyone will hear the piano. Teddy doesn't really give a shit.
Oh! Teddy!