Alt.Nativity

And Lo, we came from Eboracum in the far East, travelling arduously (there's been a 50mph limit for three years now...) over the Pennine Mountains.

Thence we travelled even further into the Darkest and Ancient County of Lancaster, where we sought the bright star of M deep in Mancunium.

Once we found the birthplace, we were greeted warmly at the door, but were told we were too late, and would have to sleep in the stable...