Ice Cream Sandwich

"Fred?"

"Yes Love"

"What are we sitting on?"

"Ah, it's her new smart phone."

"Oh. What happened to her very lovely iPhone?"

"Contract ended and to cut a long story short, she opted for this weird phone/tablet hybrid thing."

"It's big, isn't it."

"Very. Just as well she lugs around a large handbag."

"Do you think she likes it?"

"I think the jury's out on that one love. It didn't get off to the best start and has had a few wobbles since. And it's not as easy to use as the iPhone."

"Is that really the case, or is she just getting old and scared of new techy stuff?"

"Good question, Love. Good question."

"Fred?"

"Yes Love"

"Why is this photo of us and the new phone a bit rubbish, especially compared to that lovely iPhone photo?"

"She left her big camera at home, so took it on her old, knackered compact."

"Oh. Fred?"

"Yes Love"

"Cuppa tea?"

"Cuppa tea."

More exploits of Fred and Mrs Fred here.