Please is the magic word

Please,...Nothing too fishy,
Too soupy, too spicy,
Nothing too fancy,
Too foreign, too pricey,

Nothing with egg yolks, 
No dairy, no wheat,
Nothing with spinach,
No sugar, no meat,

It has to be fresh, and
It has to be bold,
It can't be too steamy,
It can't be too cold,

Nothing that's sour,
Or bitter, or sweet -- 
Please, just some Cheerios
That's what I'd like to eat!