Your just a Bit of a Boar......

My neighbour Farmer friend has just acquired a new Boar to continue his rare breed herd of Gloucester Old Spots. He's a fine figure of a Beast, but he was making a Pig of himself in the Field what with his new wife, I can hear the pitter patter of little trotters any time soon, the swine. He has a lot of Balls to take over the herd, but I think he will make a good job of it too.

Today I said goodbye to all the scrap men who destroyed my little factory and they left for Norwich around 2:30pm this afternoon.
The factory will be all peaceful tomorrow.