Get out of my kitchen!!!

MrsDB has made a Christmas Wreath Pavlova for Boxing Day guests. Hmmm. Sugar is bad for me, pomegranate seeds stick in my teeth, pistachio nuts can break my teeth, gold leaf must be poisonous, I mean, you wouldn't eat your wedding ring would you.

Turkish delight clags up your gnashers, rasps are a laxative. Enjoy.

Just suggested that the cracked meringue made it look more like a Christmas Reef. I'm now banned from her kitchen.