What do you mean, put my leg down??

Have been out most of day, went to work to watch the children pick up their exam results, they did brilliantly, very pleased that their hard work was rewarded. Then went and did a little shopping, then went to visit my cousin.
All this while Shadow was upstairs asleep on the bed, getting very dirty indeed!!!! He just walked in the lounge, killed a toy and then realised he was filthy!!!! So he sits down, throws one leg in the air and starts to wash his belly, I have told him before that I do not need to see him while he is doing his ablutions but he still does it!!
He is now sat on my lap, purring and flexing his claws, that's the only thing wrong with the summer wardrobe.........linen trousers do not stop you from feeling the claws!!!!!!! Ouch!!