Operation aftermath

Here are my two buddies for the next fortnight. .
They are drains that need to be kept in to get rid of excess fluid after my Hernia operation .
They've been in since Saturday ,and I have, pardon the pun, grown attached to them.
So I think I will run a competition for all to call each one a name ! No prize sorry just for fun . !
So there are two. one left , one right . Suggestions please .
I will post my favourites in a little while according to the responses I get
Many thanks and waiting for the funny names to come in .