HOW FAT IS SANTA

When I was small and Christmas Trees were tall I'm sure Santa was a big fat man in a red suit....not according to Tesco, dearest got me a Santa suit to were at the Christmas Bingo I'd arranged for my residents, think came nowhere close, all I can surmise is that the big mans been dieting or I've a severe eating disorder!
The Christmas Tree in the middle of town, bit of an emergency as the suit didn't fit (although I did carry off the beard & the hat quite well)