The White Reindeer

The white reindeer isn’t like the other reindeer. The white reindeer stays away from the herd – he likes it out on the ice. His antlers haven’t grown yet. The white reindeer gets tired in the Winter and tends to sleep. A lot. He is very good at swimming. And, unlike the other reindeer, the white reindeer doesn’t eat leaves and roots – he likes to eat fish and seal meat. Thinking about it, there is just a chance that the white reindeer is a Polar Bear.

An annoying electronic advent calendar that you click on at work without realising that it will play a cheesy, tinny version of Christmas music and you won't be able to find out how to stop it.