I Was Sleeping

I was sleeping, so it couldn't have been me who dug up a bone, spilling compost on the patio again, it couldn't have been me who brought the earth covered bone back into the house. I was sleeping so it couldn't have been me, but I wish it was, who was having so much fun running around the park with a Rhodesian Ridgeback that I wouldn't come back to mum, so it couldn't have been me who had to be carried from the park because I was intent on going back to play some more. I couldn't have caused a fuss in the vets because I was sleeping all day! - Coco x