there were three nuns..

Next week it will be Sr. Agnes's 80th Birthday.       
We've picked out this inappropriately appropriate card for her.   Lord knows what the sisters of the holy house of intrigue will think.   

To continue the rather irreverent theme of my blip today and as it is Friday I give you an  inappropriately appropriate joke from the book of Saint Spishy...

Three nuns die and go to heaven, but they must answer one question each to get through the pearly gates.
 
The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?"
She says, "Adam."
Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
 
The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?"
She says, "Eve."
Lights flash and the gates open.
 

The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Puzzled, the nun  says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one."
Lights flash and the pearly gates open. 


Boom Tish!

I suspect I may have some problems getting through those pearly gates when my number is up...