Shadow of the Vampire

We are going to have a sojourn from Film Star Friday for a while.
As an intermittent contributor l felt l had to make an entry today.

Woke up this morning and asked Mr P,
"What is that on your neck?"
He went into the bathroom to have a look in the mirror.
Next thing l know he has locked himself in and no matter what l say to persuade him he won't come out...

Well done to BeeWriter for suggesting this challenge, it has really made me laugh, often out loud.