Oh, Teddy.

Teddy can't remember sitting down today. There was five lots of language. There was five lots of maths. There was PE. Teddy discovered that no one knew what that was. Surprised Teddy.
There were five letters for each person. There was a letter for five that only arrived five minutes before the end of the day.
There was one who got kicked in the balls.

Teddy has a headache.
Teddy needs a cuddle.
Oh, Teddy.