Fitz Life

By Fitz

Run for your lives!

Since leaving Sesame Street and splitting from long term partner Bert, Ernie has allowed himself to sink to new lows. Here he is in a drunken rage attacking the helpless inhabitants of the Wee Farm, sending the farmers wife driving off at frankly hazardous speeds. The sheep sits abandoned in his pen, while the chickens can't even get loose from the hay loft without judicious application of a screwdriver.

Bert has become a menace. He is behaving like nothing less than a fuzzy felt version of Godzilla. Where will it end? Already Thomas the Tank Engine is starting to fear for his safety, and God only knows what happened to his friend Percy...

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