Seeing the light......

(Continued.........)


CAPRICORN:  In July, you accidentally disprove Newton's laws of gravity. (That apple only landed on his head because his wee brother lobbed it at him!)
However, nobody apart from your mother appears to be listening, (though to be honest, she always switches off her hearing aid when you start talking.)
You are ridiculed, reviled, and rejected!! (But that's just by me  - other people are completely indifferent.)


TAURUS: Kylie Minogue invites herself to yours for Christmas.  Unfortunately, she'll still be clogging up your couch next August, and she asks Nicole Kidman and Mel Gibson to come and stay too!  It won't go well - Mel constantly leaves the loo seat up, and your husband gets fed up with Kylie's corsets drip-drying in his garage.
Still, Nicole knows a lot of risqué sea shanties, so it's not all bad......