Will this do?

Yesterday being my 2,499th blip, I have surmised that today must be my next blip event - not difficult mind, as those nice people at blip central sent me a note warning me in advance. But sniffing about I realised that you don’t get a new camera for 2,500! Some blip event, this. I’ve to put up another 500 blips before I get a purple camera. Interminable, it all is. Getting through the levels in Pokemon Go is a doddle compared to this. And you get lucky eggs and incense and all sorts of lovely things there. I mean what happened to that blip of the week? 
Anyway, enough whinging, it doesn’t suit my sunny disposition. I thought I better go out my way and get a serious type blip as people will come and visit my 2,500th. Out my way being across the field outside the house. Set camera to B&W. ISO 80. F2.8 1/200th second. Yep, the wonders of automatic cameras.
This was after we’d had a good nose around our immediate environs and even bought postcards. The son looked at them as if they were from another era. At least they were nice and colourful.