My Arse Enemy

" All anyone needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire
Terrier for life and is nasty stuff made by greedy men "
Billy Connolly

What the second and lesser part of his quote goes on to say is " .... but it looks bloody great against a sunset especially when photographed by some Yorkshire woman who will trail over fields, in her sweaty running gear, in the middle of a dogging area all in the name of Blip "

Genius that guy.

In other news I have started the audio book " The Secret": brilliant, it's the dog's bollocks ( not the Yorkshire Terrier ).

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