you blokes

just think yourself lucky you don`t have to go through this.
Once we ladies reach a certain age, we get a letter informing us we have to attend a screening service. It`s a necessity but it`s most uncomfortable.
I have to go to the mobile unit, parked up in Morrisons car park, it`s not even discretely parked.....you can almost hear everyone chanting " we know where your going"
Wonder if they will ever devise a `Scrotogram` for you men!!!!!!!