Christmas with the Aliens

Honest, that was the title of the Nativity play. :-))
According to Grandma it was going well until the boy playing the donkey refused to walk on with Mary & Joseph, he threw a histrionic thespian paddy. Then Mary retrieved the "Baby Jeeeezus" from behind the straw bale, threw it into the crib and immediately administered CPR. Doesn't get much better than that. 

Our lad (Brown robe, rope belt) is a CHEFherd. He misheard the title of his task and got upset because they would not let him cook for everybody - who would be a teacher?