Seriously people, I can't make it up

HAY! Tonytigerbear is finally here.
It's been a while. So I thought I would update you on a few things going on here.
1) Mom and Dad re arraigned the living room
This is not usually a huge thing but......people, this is MY house. Did they ask me first? NO!
2) I tried to help but my new name seems to be" For Gods sake Tony"
3) my last name seems to be "we don't need your assistance"
4) mom informed me that they found every toy and crumbled up piece of paper that I have ever had.
5) newsflash......
Don't move the stove
6) when you jump from the couch into the basket filled with paper and really good smelling things in it, it can fall over.
7) this is not funny people
8) mom thought it was.
9) we have a new fake wood stove with a heat and fan on it.
10) I am so in love. There are fake flames.
11) I could watch them for an hour,.......and have.
12) when there are major changes in this house, I like to make love to the couch pillows.
13) no, I did not buy them dinner first.
14) it was only a one night stand.
15) I have been informed that the Christmas tree is coming next week.
16) I am shaking with excitement.
17) Ethel is having a wicked hard time
18) she is blind.
19) and completely lost......
20) she can't figure out where the couch went.
21) it's ok I herded her to the couch.
22) she has adjusted.
23) Mia doesn't care, as long as she can sneak attack me and bite my bum.....she is happy.
24) the weekend is here and Mom is ALL MINE!
25) so goodnight to the north and G'day Downunder.