Wirth Forest

Fairie circles appearing within the dancing light beams, acorns falling every two seconds, missing me by mere inches...
Pugs sniffsnorting like Egyptian pygmy hippos, birds singing, mosquitoes buzz, buzz, buzzing around the edge of my Deet-sprayed cap...
Crisp evening air caressing the long grasses, diluting the sounds...it must be Fall...except it's not.

Is there such an thing as software that will allow the creation of a PC/Mac compatible, interactive slide show of artwork, organized into several galleries, that can be burnt to a CD or DVD? It must be sleek, and easily navigated, much like it would be when embedded into a website. Is there such software that I somehow missed after half a day of Googling?