I keep spotting things.

We were parked ready to enter our local M&S
(Other sets of initials are available) when I saw this crawling across the bonnet (hood) of the next car. It didn't look quite right so I looked more closely I noticed it was't all there.
 (An accusation frequently levelled at me in the past)
As I came to prepare it for Blip I began to wish its name was longer. That way I could have said it was either a lon, or a ger. Either, like the Fly, being only 1/2 of the total.