onion chop ft 5x5

chopping onions is hard because you already know there will be tears.

there is a turkish idiom, cheesy one, which I can relate to unexpectedly. 
"tecavüz kaçınılmazsa zevk almaya bakacaksın"
a rough translation would be; if the rape is inevitable, you should try getting the joy of it. 
this is not something valuable or abstruse. pretty straight forward actually. but sometimes situations we face with expect us to be straight forward. 
then why overthink? why care? why not chop the onions? 

*fyi, this came out of nowhere