The Kaynanerous Gap

It was through this gap that the gallant and beautiful Queen Tussocadus sailed the Royal barge in the year 1750 to rescue the enslaved GR's (Golden Retreivers), who had been trapped in the valley beyond and subjected daily to rounding up exercises by the dreaded BC tribe. (Border Collies). Ah how I remember the majestic sight as my barge rounded the bluffs to the ear splitting sounds of concentrated howling that rolled around the hills and terrified the despicable Borders during yet another rounding up ..........................

Eh!....What! ...Oh it's grub time...Oh thanks Boss. I wouldn't wanted to have slept through THAT!