Festival

You know you've been to the fringe when:

1. You've watched a small child beat the crap out of a koala
2. Old men have ogled your boobs
3. Phill Jupitas has sang you a song about beastiality
4. You've deeply offended someone by refusing to take a flyer
5. You've clapped along to 'What do we do with the drunken space traveller'
6. You've been enraged by the tourists
7. And you've had a lurid orange drink

All in all, not a bad day!

This is 'Once Upon a Time (In Space)' a rebel fighting fairy story set in space and narrated/sang by Mechanisms.