Fight you for it!

Two trips down to the beach this week and our collection of coloured glass is growing nicely.  The red piece nearly resulted in a breach of the Public Order Act as I saw it first but MrsDB took advantage of a poor immobile pensioner and nicked it from in front of my eyes.  We then rolled around in the pebbles kicking and gouging for a while, screaming abuse and threats but then she kicked my arthritic knee and ran off.