Seriously Naugthy

My mum used to have a rabbit, Felix. Felix the rabbit. Apparently, he was the finest rabbit on the planet, and never did anything naugthy in his life. Et cetera.

Anyway. Today, we were going to see my very good friend B. Close to where she lives, this statue stands. It's a girl named Mimmi with an upside-down rabbit in her arms. Mum takes me to look at it every time we go here. I find it odd that they haven't written out the rabbit's name.

I was ecstatic to see B! I always am. I get Human Food in my bowl at B's! Today I got pork fillet, ham and cheese! I don't get food from the table though, so the humans thought it was odd that I sat, much like a statue myself, on the floor beside them even after they had finished their almond-white chocolate cake with raspberries. But - B had left a third of her cake! Which I knew, obviously. So when they got up from the table, and one of chairs was still out....

I was up, snatching the cake and wolfing it down before anyone could take it from me. B laughed, but mum was very angry and ashamed and told me off. Especially considering B is so nice to me to begin with. Alice! Why oh why?!

I privately think that if Felix the rabbit had had a chance, he would have eaten that cake too.