Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

I'm sorry I haven't a clue!

Those familiar with the R4 programme will know to adopt a Morningside lilt.

"Hamish."
"Doogal."
"Ye'll have had yer tea....."
"No, I was thinking aboot dropping down to see what's on the A La Carte."
"After you!"
"No, after you, I insist."


Extra:
One howling gale and this little beauty will be bare. 

Finally;

"Shhhhh son, nobody knows we are here."

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