A question

Will this Trump person affect a small black dog who lives in the back blocks of Belair in South Australia?

No, I didn't think he would.  I've got enough on my plate with next doors.

So, today we are on our own, HER and ME.  And do you know what - I haven't gotted into trouble once.  We have pottered around hanging out washing, and getting it in again, and we have pottered in the garden, even though it's a bit hot and heavy.  I did go and say hello to Jasper next door, very nicely, and I didn't bark, not even once, even though next doors are outside with Jasper and everything.

We think (or actually SHE thinks because I don't think all that much), it's really Ernie that causes all the trouble.  He does go and bark at Jasper a lot, and of course I have to join in, and that's when all the trouble starts, and next doors complain and everything.

It's a dil....dilem..... problem, because I do like to play with Ernie, but actually I like it best when it's just ME and HER, pottering around.