Knife

I thought I'd make my mark today, as much as a statement of intent as anything. Eagle-eyed observers may have spotted that my usual crew-necked jumper was swapped for a more, dare I say it, 'sporty' (ahem) V-neck today but that's not The Thing, No, The Thing is that the mug in the photograph belongs to me, like it's My Own Mug. And after I'd washed it up after a lunchtime coffee and left it, dead casual like, on the draining board I coolly turned on my heels and exited the staff room without a backwards glance. And I swear that if there had been a knife around, someone would've used it to cut the atmosphere that I'd just created.

I've made my point. Here to stay....well, until I leave in a fortnight anyway.

Knife