It's a baldy bald life!

By DrK

Stay out mahh Country!

I woke up at silly o'clock and stupidly looked at my phone.....That was it for most of the night! Donald was leading Hilary and it didn't look good.

Disaster by 7ish! The commentators worried about how he may act... Well, anyone who knows anything about how he bullied people near his golf course in Aberdeen are under no illusions that he is about the most obnoxious man on this planet, with potential to go way beyond rhetoric. 

Well Mr T... I'll have Mexican's in my living room but if you try n set foot in my country big boy, you'll be in trouble... yer ma from that lovely wee island would be ashamed! 

Anyway, I got out the house for a bit in the afternoon and had a wee walk in the park. Disaster nearly struck when I went to get money out the cash machine and it swallowed my card. I didn't even have my bus fare home....The bank was mobbed to but I managed to get someone's attention as I wasn't standing in the queue.... "we can't help Sir....you'll have to call your bank" I was told. Hmmm.... "Nae chance.....can I see the manager please?" I asked. "We can't help sir".... "No, you won't help, please get the manager".

The manager obviously couldn't be bothered with a fight and someone came out with a key and opened up the back of the cash machine and retrieved the card. I celebrated by going for a coffee and then headed off to the library to work for another few hours. Another lecture finished.

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