Entry 693 - Half way to...
I was working in a bar on this road today, covering for staff shortages. It was quite busy and my friend Stuart came in to see me, which helped get me through the shift that was full of old men making suggestive comments to me.
Me: How much is it to get into Heaven?
Stuart: Free tonight.
Me: Oh right, where is Heaven?
Old Man: In my pants love, right here.
One of those moments you just have to grin and bear.
I made enough tips to buy a sandwich though at the end. Nothing like eating a sandwich from Tesco in Trafalgar Square at midnight...
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