undisputed champion

So today was mostly spent looking after miss christie's little brother evan, and quite frankly its amazing just how much entertainment can be had from a tennis ball and a rug.
I am now the undefeated world champion of mat ball. It's a big deal round these parts atm, and its shocking that despite being invented today, it missed out on london 2012 or else surely i would have a gold medal hanging around my neck, of which a video of my victory would be played in a montage while elbow blares out in the background.