Bliss

SHE knows how to keep me quiet.

But I have a question. 

Why won't SHE let me bring my brand new bone (which I have never ever seen in my life before, and it's the best thing this side of the black stump) why won't she let me bring it into the family room so I can enjoy it in comfort.  Why am I banished to the landing, even though there is a mat to sit on.  Why can't I take it to my mat in the front room?

SHE won't have a bar of it.  So mean.

Especially seeing that she was out best part of the day, and I strongly suspect I got the bone to keep me quiet.

We might not tell HER, but it worked a treat.