The Revenant

Normally Homer the hound setter is perfectly content to compose epic poems (ode to a biscuit; the ballad of the hole in the fence, you may have come across his work). However, this week his creative muse excelled and so determined was he to contribute to Film Star Friday that he disembowelled his bed simply to make it more closely resemble Leonardo DiCaprio's unfortunate horsey in The Revenant. So here is Homer as Leonardo – all his own work!

No living things were harmed in the production of this image. Homer did, however, have to wait several days to pose with his creation.