Breakfast of Teenagers

I was at a friend's house for breakfast/brunch this morning, she'd laid on a great spread - there was everything from the traditional croissants and rolls and cheese through to muffins, chocolate cake and even lime ice cream.
My friend's teenage son emerged from his lair late on (it was definitely after noon) and proceeded to select what he wanted to eat, a slice of chocolate cake, crumpets with nutella all washed down with Irn Bru (they're Scottish, living in Germany). He looks well on it!