Eye Eye

I took a few Hallowe'en things to work today. I wore a giant spider on my green haired head all afternoon and then these eyeballs all evening. I took my green hairspray and coloured everyone else's hair. "Why has everyone got green hair today?" one man asked. "Because it is Hallowe'en," I replied. "But why is it green?" Well that fell flat. 

Only two people commented on the headgear. How on earth they can talk to someone with a giant spider on their head and not comment made me want to laugh. 

"So, does this green spray wash out?" Jeff asked. "Of course," I replied.....well, we will all find out tomorrow won't we....mwhah ha ha ha.