If Looks Could Kill....

There I was sashaying around Jenners this morning when I bumped into Mary Contini, food writer, cook and director of the worlds best deli.

No sooner had I picked the foodie odds and ends who walks in but our First Minister Alex Salmond.

For those of you in the rest of the world, The First Minister is our equivalent of a Prime Minister. Anyway he's the top honcho, the top banana, the heid bummer,the high heid yin as we like to say.

My chum thought we should run a caption competition

Alex thinks " I must get some gob stoppers for Nicola'

As you can see his minders weren't to chuffed. oh dear!