Nine Thousand Six Hundred...

Nine thousand six hundred piercings
A Guinness World Record she said
I asked if she kept them
In all the time
Even when she went to her bed
Nine thousand six hundred piercings
I asked which one was her fav
She answered them all
So couldn't really call
I think she's awfully brave

I fainted when I got my ears pierced and hardly ever wear earrings because they get caught in my hair so 9,600 piercings definitely isn't something I could do...

I had a better photo of Elaine but for some reason Blip won't upload it.... weird