UFOs spotted in MK

Anniemay, Blacktulip, JohnRH, JJ and W, watched anxiously from the windows of the John Lewis restaurant this afternoon, as unidentified food objects disappeared from their plates, presumably being teleported to the mother ship, hovering (or possibly hoovering) above the Theatre carpark.

Although traumatised by the experience, they nevertheless recovered in time to go home and have their tea/dinner/supper - depending upon which social class and part of the country they each originate from.