Seasonal Work

'Hello Mr Eco Dad, hope you managed to find us?'

'Yes just came over from work in my lunch'

'Great can you tell me why you think you would be a good Santa?'

'Well I have an allotment and I am very good at hoeing! I am also a very cheery chap and have experience of working with children.'

'That is great, I can see from your references that you have had no sick leave, in fact you are always present!'

'Yes I think it is a gift.'

'I see that you have also worked with lobsters, Mr Eco Dad, can you tell me about it?'

'Yes that is were I got my claws.....'

'Mr Eco Dad you have the job, thank you.'

Just a bit of fun, wanted a cheery blip today. I was asked to be Santa at the school again this year, so it was over to the p1 party to do my bit.

The kids were great and I handed out about 80 presents, had a bit of banter with some. The ones at the front were chatting and pulling Santas trousers to get attention. They said 'We have not got our present yet.'

Santa's reply 'The presents are going to the children who are quiet first.'

Much giggles from teachers...

Hoho everyone. If you have not guessed this is me in the assistant head's room taken by one of the school staff.