What's in the famous Aussie Meat Pie?!

There is always a joke in Australia about what goes into it's popular snack on the run - a meat pie.  While I was into pottery I decided to make some fake pies with critters in them. for a bit of fun.  I would put a dob of hot tomato sauce on top and put a plate of them on the table.  Some of the expressions on guests' faces were priceless.