Lost and found

Logan had many, many good points, really too numerous to list.
One thing he was totally rubbish at though was retrieving, ironic I know.
There are many disappointed children in my neighbourhood who thought to throw a ball or a stick for him, only to have to go and retrieve it themselves.
Stealing was a different matter though, this ball was taken off the street just last week, although it's procurement pales in comparison to the sneaking through a hedge into a garden in order to grab a fresh meaty bone from under the noses of the owners, who were barking wildly from inside the farmhouse.