Munni Aloft

Thank heavens for the weekend and (very pretty) small cats.

If you drive and simultaneously check your mobile phone - you are an Arschloch.  No WhatsApp message is that important.

If you watch a traffic light turn red and still drive through it even though you're driving at 10 KPH - you are an Arschloch.  500 meters to the next traffic light, Arschloch.

You would not have enjoyed being in the car with me today.  Worse than I ever was when I used to shout at the Today programme.  But I find I have no patience for inconsiderate people anymore.