All Puffed Up And Nowhere To Go

What is missing from the skipped steps?

1. Make peanut butter and jelly sandwich
3. Switch clothes from the washer into the dryer
4. Eat said sandwich
6. Turn television on using the remote.

Did you get guess?
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Step 2 and step 5:  Wash my hands.
You would have thought I learned my lesson with the mess on my freshly washed clothes.  BUT NO!  I had to pick up the remote, too!