cold bottom

I am quite possibly the first to have a little sit on the new patio.  And I'm not really as sad as I look - I don't much care for a cold bottom.  Because it is very cold to sit on.

There were only two big men here today, and I am starting to get on with them very well.  I only barked a little bark this morning, and I did laugh to myself, because when it started to rain, they ran away in a big hurry. 

But it didn't rain for very long, but while it did rain, it rained hard.  And there was big thunder, and bright lightning, at least SHE said there was. 

I slept right through it.