Light it up, up, up

This morning the fuse box was fiddled with whilst himself snipped at sockets. I headed to the loo for some contemplation and as i sat there was an almighty 'yowwww'

'Oi'. I shouted. 'Oi'. 'You ok'.

Nothing

I fell off toilet seat pulling myself together - to be met by sniggering face of himself at foot of stair.

'I shocked myself a bit'

Pft.

I spent the next hour with ALL THE ELECTRIC OFF' until he had finished with his meddling.

Was all worth it though; we now have kitchen resembling blackpool during illumination season


:)