Hoy

This could be me, but it clearly isn't. 

That was funny:  How my colleague and I ended up having lobster in Stromness with a travelling salesman and an oil worker instead of flying home to Edinburgh, and then getting the 6.30 AM ferry, and then the airline forgetting to organise somebody to pick us up, and then cadging a lift to Thurso and a 3 hour bus to Inverness, then trying to get a hire car because the bus was too slow to meet the train, but in the end getting a bus that was mercifully late leaving.